What Caption would you give this photo?

"they may be eco-friendly but they don't work!"
Debbie - Editor

"The Marketing Department of a large supermarket obviously didn’t do their research when asked to design packaging for their new range of ‘Tender Baby-leaf Salad’"
Caroline

"Tee hee, she'll never make me eat it now!!"
Claire

"Will WEARING them make my hair curl?" or " Figleaves are so last year!"
Alison

"Green it may be, but lettuce pray it is absorbent too!!"
Norah

Can you all just 'leaf' me alone?"
Karen

"rabbit! I'm no rabbit honestly!! mum tell them I'm not a rabbit..huh some people"
Amanda

"look mum I'm the original cabbage patch kid!"
Andrew

"Fig leaves...I asked for fig leaves!!!!"
Colin

"My Mum took the concept of "going green" very literally!"
Neil